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When you take a man as he is, you make him worse. When you...
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I’ll waste no time...
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Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and...
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For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the...
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Don’t offer me advice give me money.
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He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
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He mobilized the English language and sent it into battle to steady his fellow...