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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.
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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
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Disgust with dirt can be so great that it prevents us from cleaning ourselves...
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Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
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If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We...
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Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.