Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #16286
Oh, give us the man who sings at his work.
Quote #11165
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
Quote #7987
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #9876
Religion is pickled God.
Quote #23146
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
Quote #26802
These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is...
Quote #6181
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #25862
Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and...