Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #28263
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
Quote #2262
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
Quote #18551
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhwre. We are caught in an inescapable...
Quote #20761
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #5429
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #8500
I would rather discover one scientific fact than become King of Persia.
Quote #170
He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard...
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #2985
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy...