Quote #12799
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #16694
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #32340
Yesterday’s failures are today’s seeds That must be diligently planted to be able to...
Quote #34555
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Quote #4415
There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another...
Quote #19387
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of...
Quote #2701
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
Quote #13894
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.