Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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It is the person who is blind to what goes on around him that...
Quote #26129
One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another...
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #22216
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst...
Quote #30508
The sensibility of man to trifles, and his insensibility to great things, indicates a...
Quote #23490
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #5063
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
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Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of...
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.