Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #26653
Knowledge is the only instrument of production That is not subject to the law...
Quote #14973
We are twice armed if we fight with faith.
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #7258
The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.
Quote #12455
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
Quote #13920
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #10325
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #2667
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.