Quote #21893
It’s good to shut up sometimes.
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #914
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue...
Quote #945
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...
Quote #13950
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Quote #16311
Every person, all the events of your life are drawn there because you have...