Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #4237
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what...
Quote #26663
I don’t think you have to teach people how to be human. I think...
Quote #20750
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage...
Quote #22422
The road to a friend’s house is never long.
Quote #3895
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #21426
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
Quote #4080
When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too...
Quote #14670
To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...