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Diplomacy: lying in state.
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
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Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
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I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue.
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we...
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A half-truth is a whole lie.
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There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...
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Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
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Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.