Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #14260
Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.
Quote #22653
He that has no charity deserves no mercy.
Quote #21106
History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into...
Quote #10047
Sow and act and you reap a habit; sow a habit and you reap...
Quote #2889
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows...
Quote #26586
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We...
Quote #14591
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #20403
Most of the luxuries and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not...