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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
Quote #28241
If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
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My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.
Quote #3307
When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff.
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Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #705
Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.