Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #15397
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Quote #25012
Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...
Quote #4521
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
Quote #31603
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
Quote #1722
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
Quote #11857
Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes...
Quote #7190
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can...
Quote #9711
Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...