Quote #18907
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #31711
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #28899
Take time to deliberate but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and...
Quote #7651
But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
Quote #5718
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.
Quote #14548
Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you,...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...