Quote #1172
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm…
Quote #21941
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Quote #26378
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #22373
The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea...
Quote #31519
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Quote #12504
All art is quite useless.
Quote #23472
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Quote #13043
I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Quote #21017
Please all, and you will please none.