Quote #2448
People and things do not upset us, rather we upset ourselves by believing that...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #437
Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.
Quote #22564
Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #7249
May you live all the days of your life.
Quote #2354
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
Quote #3720
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
Quote #17150
Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
Quote #4575
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.