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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
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It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
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Haste is good only in catching fleas.
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Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
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The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
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A good front is half the battle in love or war.
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The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...