Quote #4242
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Quote #11756
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
Quote #22588
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #7764
To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #16515
It is not what they take away from you that counts. It’s what you...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #441
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
Quote #18385
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.