Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #15909
Inside yourself or outside, you never have to change what you see, only the...
Quote #28594
I don’t hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire...
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #1576
She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to...
Quote #6564
Why a duck?
Quote #34666
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
Quote #16729
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...
Quote #6197
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...