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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Never in the course of history, have so many owed so much to so...
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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If you don’t ask why this often enough, somebody will ask why you
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Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
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George It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst...
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...