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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
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Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
Quote #7602
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #26329
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #865
Rem tene, verba sequntur (Keep to the subject, and the words will follow)
Quote #8096
Honesty is for the most part, less profitable than dishonesty.
Quote #12914
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #14221
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it...