Quote #25687
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #2328
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Quote #17445
It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man,...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #13539
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #4385
Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself...
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #17644
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.