Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #17185
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Quote #3972
It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last...
Quote #5099
Failure is defined by our reaction to it.
Quote #24676
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #11602
Chastity is the greatest form of perversion.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #3949
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
Quote #29429
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
Quote #18086
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.