Quote #26086
Difficulty, my brethren, is the nurse of greatness-a harsh nurse, who roughly rocks her...
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #34576
I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you...
Quote #24897
God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #25882
Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.
Quote #8522
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #18688
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #28607
I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...