Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #26046
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #18961
Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures...
Quote #29463
Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...
Quote #24692
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
Quote #20710
Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
Quote #29333
Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
Quote #29365
When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we...
Quote #6499
Music is essentially useless, as life is.