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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called...
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To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose...
Quote #12760
God made man because He loves stories.
Quote #20071
Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it...
Quote #16825
All life is an experiment.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
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My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything. (running for...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.