Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
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Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your...
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Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in...
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He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
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A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Quote #27140
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.