Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #20939
Although the last, not least.
Quote #10000
What we think about, expands.
Quote #10551
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
Quote #19742
Leave each one his touch of folly it helps to lighten life’s burden which,...
Quote #5994
To find something you can enjoy is far better than finding something you can...
Quote #18681
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #8181
It struck him really that he had never so lived with her as during...
Quote #9837
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but...