Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier....
Quote #10888
Science is the only true guide in life.
Quote #15968
Every one wishes to have truth on his side, but it is not everyone...
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Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #22990
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
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My time has been passed viciously and agreeably at thirty-one so few years months...
Quote #6404
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...