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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #6971
Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
Quote #13104
When my country, into which I had just set my foot, was set on...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have...
Quote #15658
Yes, there is a Nirvanah; it is leading your sheep to a green pasture,...
Quote #17166
There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, ‘How...
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #34055
That’s the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home....