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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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History is always best written generations after the event, when clouded fact and memory...
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Whoever is out of patience is out of possession of his soul. Men must...
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When anger rises, think of the consequences.
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Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life...
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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we...
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I...