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I just realized that there’s going to be a lot of painful times in...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
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We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled...
Quote #17124
A man convinced of his own merit will accept misfortune as an honor, for...
Quote #3286
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Quote #20755
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #21928
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.