Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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One thing I can say about George…he may not be able to keep a...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #8071
The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from...
Quote #25814
The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new...
Quote #29938
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #5680
We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is...
Quote #18865
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #3824
Some people imagine that nuclear war will mean instant and painless death. But for...