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The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to...
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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Property left to a child may soon be lost; but the inheritance of virtue–a...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #12695
Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises.
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At night always carry in your heart something from Holy Scriptures to bed with...
Quote #16925
No facts are to me sacred none are profane I simply experiment, an endless...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.