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Catch 22
Quote #7773
Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure.
Quote #6912
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #30237
My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Quote #17170
Formerly a public man needed a private secretary for a barrier between himself and...
Quote #28273
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #566
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer...
Quote #2529
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #3613
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Quote #3127
What profits a man if he keeps his eternal soul when he could have...