Quote #28931
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #16673
When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #22249
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are...
Quote #14751
We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the...
Quote #2997
The love of money is the root of all virtue.
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #34291
I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly...