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I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, pick...
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There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never...
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
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Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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And yet, as angels in some brighter dreams Call to the soul when man...
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Those who do not complain are never pitied.
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Five senses; an incurably abstract intellect; a haphazardly selective memory; a set of preconceptions...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth … Truth-telling, I have...