Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #20645
Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...
Quote #86
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
Quote #14128
Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not...
Quote #25979
The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
Quote #31107
The work of art must seize upon you, wrap you up in itself and...
Quote #1321
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.
Quote #10486
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples...
Quote #25986
I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...