Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #16705
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
Quote #24944
How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #15886
Science can be introduced to children well or poorly. If poorly, children can be...
Quote #30225
Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past.
Quote #23131
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...