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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #33101
I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we’re not wise enough...
Quote #29489
Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Quote #31623
When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes.
Quote #4052
Do not let the body be dragged along by mind nor the mind be...
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #22997
Wisdom is knowledge which has become a part of one’s being.