Quote #3267
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #33532
When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you...
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
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There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
Quote #17161
Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems...
Quote #25477
Never speak more clearly than you think.
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #22564
Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.