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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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I improve on misquotation.
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Learning is finding out what you already know
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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
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We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
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Love is everything it’s cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being...
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Remember that you are needed. There is at least one important work to be...