Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #15441
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #13337
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
Quote #29568
Nature loves a burst of energy.
Quote #1898
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
Quote #17993
The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Quote #7049
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #27386
A theory has only the alternative of being wrong. A model has a third...
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #3814
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs...