Quote #32067
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #5835
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Quote #23773
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...
Quote #8838
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...
Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #5304
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
Quote #2332
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.