Quote #4322
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond...
Quote #25220
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if...
Quote #34282
Do not fight verbosity with words speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
Quote #2073
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss...
Quote #28381
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #30860
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Quote #10684
He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the...
Quote #24213
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but...
Quote #3101
I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.