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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
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Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
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Know that the pain will pass, and, when it passes, you will be stronger,...
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We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy...
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what...