Quote #24368
The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
Quote #9556
Humility is not disgraceful, and carries no loss of true pride.
Quote #10349
Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
Quote #22956
Nice to be here At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
Quote #24370
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #21941
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Quote #20745
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #24897
God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.