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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the...
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The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
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Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that...
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Knowledge is a comfortable and necessary retreat and shelter for us in advanced age,...
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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.