Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
Quote #13547
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
Quote #28048
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.
Quote #20624
I thought they’d get one of us, but Jack, after all he’s been through,...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #732
If the day and the night are such that you greet them with with...
Quote #31713
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child,...
Quote #25722
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work...
Quote #6277
I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.