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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
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Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
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Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice...
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Each of us bears his own Hell.
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We have two ears and one mouth so we may listen more and talk...
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Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #5977
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything...